Portholes Upon Wisdom

Once called -- Periscope Nine Feet Above the Bering Strait.
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So, I scribbled some things here:

"Panicum virgata proctology?" joked Donne.

Dermatology "Joke": A laparoscopy of the innocent exhumes no psoriasis. The localized perspiration effect indicates this humor is dry as a bone. (An inside-outside joke [this statement makes it funnier, but not necessarily if you're about to go through a laparoscopic procedure])

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In the interest of remaining committed to totally not caring about a woman showoff, since she's not mine and wears sexy outfits designed to tantalize those who can't have her, I have resurrected my advanced childish humor system. Her last name, at first glance, indicates a family lineage of low birth, and, what's more, some besotted knave of generations ago took pride in their permanently indentured status. The family paid-re-arc, Meihgus, earned the tripe stew on which they were accustomed to surviving by changing out the soil in the bottom of the stable hands' outhouse on lands belonging to a distant relative of Ludwig Van Beethoven-bun. He saved up 23 pence, just short of four sixpence, to change their lowly name from Van der Jaer after he learned from a member of the middle lower class, which the Jaer's aspired to reach, that the name meant "erotic manipulators of the female camel erogenous zones." Truly a dire and dry piece of news to come by. Meihgus purchased the new name, ASAP (it only took him two jaers to save up). He became Neighfuss Girthrod Beethoven-kun. In the interest of fair and balanced approach to this issue, his sons and further descendants for many generations prospered with that name, which they recycled through Sr., Jr., 1... and all the way to 7, three hands of fingers worth of times. To this day relatives and admirers of Meihgus vision for his fam's future whisper of his finer qualities, which so many scoffed at during the 16th century. To be brutally honest, however, the Van der Jaer's to which Neighfuss was related owned the true family crest behind the Rothschild banking empire, and had he not changed his name the Beethoven-bun's of today would rightfully own Antwerp, Belgium. (Humor, eh - originally part of politics, then self judged to be too bawdy for their liking. Title: Porn Names of the Dark Ages - No punch cards in this political joke: Politically correct way to say it is Beethoven-kun. Imagine. Merry Christmas, young men, I took a lot of heat to get a little sexual innuendo through 1000 pages of political writing. The only minorities who could not be unhappy with my syllabic manipulation methods are... I seem to have offended a few people. It was just to bring some humor and interest to the world of politics so a new generation could care about the issues. It's hard to suffer through a bunch of gay rights posts just to keep the spirit of the old democracy alive, to lurk as a leftist for the moment when we need ideological warfare: someone has to guard our right to see naked women and have guns while the Demoncrats™ damn everything Republican to hell. Now if I could just unregister from the Anarchy party...)

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Cannibal Statement from Papua: "I've eaten both men and women. They taste the same." [From the National Geographic. Sounds funny to me.]

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Each noble minded individual should treat each person with ultimate respect regardless of first impressions. The most beautiful of people may lurk beneath a rough exterior. Enlightenment sometimes comes to those who withhold judgment.
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"If you thought that was bad, wait until you find out what this is." - From the This-That Epic

Perfect democracy quickens the wheels of justice until the clock hands stop and innocent equilibrium is restored. Experienced equilibrium perceives the material faults that make the wheels slow to a stop.

"Thou hath now been reactivated as a sacred hourglass" Unvoiced inside obstetrician joke. Voiced: "It's a girl!"

If one can't believe something, then one need only wait until it become mortal sin to doubt it and the truth of it will become self evident.

If one loses all ideals, having faith in one's self will suffice through the long darkness of solitude.

The seven deadly sins can be corresponded to vices. Gambling is the least and the greatest of them. It works in a world of pure democracy and does not exist in a world of spiritual innocence.

Photography joke: "The sacred lens bends at the iris level. Pupils need not apply for clothiers positions."

"Mastication can be known to be a celebration of denial's redness, and a zippered-crite has an edible complex." - Part of this said to have been uttered by Ambrose Bierce. The rest depends on the education of Agamemnon. Who can be known to have seen his face?

Perfect democracy quickens the wheels of justice until the clock hands stop and innocent equilibrium is restored. Experienced equilibrium perceives the material faults that make the wheels slow to a stop.

One doesn't have to care about the truth, but truth never stops being ashamed of a person if one doesn't.

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One doesn't have to be ashamed of id, but sometimes it is shameful.

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Never far from my heart.
Like dinged from the inside,
Motherly nurtured.
I feel the sadness,
And speak your warmth.

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If you thought this was fun, wait until you find out what end is.

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All magic is blasphemy unless most magic is unrealistic.

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Cultural intellect may turn at will on a member of society and withhold benefit of the doubt in ideological matters, beyond jurisprudence, in order to question the integrity of a subject.

To reject rejectivism requires moving forward with poise, dignity and absolute positivity, to do so with relentless logic counters all obstacles to integral thought.

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Wallpapers (from bears) - Bing - Altavista - Google - Alexa
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The wall of sleep is protected by ancestral grief and pain. 4 times 4 generations guard the innocence of slumbering men. The youthful innocent need not worry about bad dreams. Interpretations mean more without the fantasy shattering application of scientific thought to the mind's slate cleaning process.

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The Golden Gems of Life - a wonderful book passed down to me by my maternal ancestors.

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I'm one of those people who truly believes in the immaculate conception. I can easily fathom that there is no conflict between concrete, scientific reality and that revered pregnancy. The wisdom was difficult to come by. Only age brings it. I'm gladdened by the miracle. The divine architecture of the Bible's written reference system is as complicated and simple as physics, and nothing there prepares a man for the beautiful revelation. The pain of life is so worth in light of being able to be a father, which is not light at all but is a burden I have been willing and would love to shoulder, if ever given the opportunity.

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"Judge not lest ye be judged."
Those are the words of God.
Some ordinary people love to cast stones.
My house causes ricochets, sometimes
perpendicular ones.